I can walk down the street drinking a soda but not a beer.  Why?

Why do I have to wear a seatbelt in my car but I don't have to wear a helmet on a motorcycle?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

The best advice for teenagers is, leave home now while you still know everything.

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

If I won the lottery, I wouldn't be one of those people who immediately quit their jobs. I'd make my boss's life a living hell for a week or two first.

Remember: you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar... Of course, how you spend your leisure time is your business.