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Top 10 Reasons I'm Happy
To Have Been Born February 29th
10. "My house isn't all cluttered with thoughtful birthday presents"
9. "Between my birthday and the damn groundhog, February's a non-stop party"
8. "Though
it's not legal, I pay my taxes once every four years, too"
7. "You think I'd be appearing on national
TV if I'd been born February 28th?"
6. "How many people get a car on their fifth birthday?"
5. "We still pay the children's price at the movies"
4. "Lack of birthday cake has kept me relatively
thin"
3. "There's nothing good about it -- I just wanted to meet Cosby"
2. "Dumb
people think you're supernatural"
1. "I don't know why, but it gets me a lot of tail"
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